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Religion is the cause of all the problems in the world. The word heresy is stranger.

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. One prefers to use its head while the other relies on tales. When many people suffer from a delusion it is called Religion. He did things that no other stand.

Give a man a fish and youll feed him for a day. Even the and between bearded and wedded is funny. These little grey cells.

Quotes tagged as anti-religion Showing 1-20 of 20. Here are a number of highest rated Anti Religion Quotes pictures on internet. More people have died because of RELIGIOUS CONFLICT than any other reason.

Funny Anti Religion famous quotes sayings. If God doesnt like the way I live let him tell me not you. Love Jesus or hell fucking kill you.

If you never sin Jesus died for nothin. Funny Anti Religion Quotes. More people have been killed in the name of Jesus Christ than any name in history of the world.

Atheism Religion God is Imaginary Death Murder Jesus. Explore our collection of motivational and famous quotes by authors you know and love. Every one says forgiveness is a lovely idea.

My belief is that morally God and Satan are vaguely on the same page. Religion is a delusion propagated by a combination of ignorance art and fear fanned into longevity and ubiquity by the power it gave those in command. Theres no future in stories.

I have faith that youre wrong and your God is fake. Wedded is also funny. Laugh often long and loud.

Morality is doing what is right no matter what you are told. Today is a gift. My feeling is quite simply that if there is a God He has done such a bad job that he isnt worth discussing.

The 4 pillars Of the Greatest Religion ever Are Love Trust Character Brotherhood. Religion is doing what you are told no matter what is right. George Carlin Quotes On Stupid People.

45 Christian Memes That Will Make You Laugh Regardless Of Your Religion. Please consider sharing with others any of the Founding Fathers Anti Religion Quotes that resonate. The caterpillar does all the work but the butterfly gets all the publicity.

Give him a religion and hell starve to death while praying for a fish. What do you call an intelligent American. The word strange is strange enough.

Perhaps at first sight the word bearded with its joyous reminiscences of the game of Beaver may appear the most funny. Laugh until you gasp for breath. Its what separates people.

Honesty may be the best policy but its important to remember that apparently by elimination dishonesty is the second-best policy. He is always in alliance with the despot abetting his abuses in return for protection to his own. This would be the best of all possible worlds if there were no religion in it - John Adams The world holds two classes of men - intelligent men without religion and religious men without intelligence - Abu Ala Al-Maari.

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Christians love themselves a funny joke as much as anyone else even if their humor might stay firmly on the safe side of things at times. And at that a corrupted formula - ie. An old man goes to a church and.

I have said multiple quotes about religion and atheism before and so I will give you some. Here are my favorite anti-religious quotes. One religion just represents fragments It causes war.

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In every country and in every age the priest has been hostile to liberty. The vital difference is that God is willing to offer. Why did the Atheist cross the road.

Because although church can be boring Sunday school is a drag nuns and priests and all the religious beliefs and God supposedly. Old Man Cheats On His Wife. Im a fan of Bill Hicks.

Thats why its called the present. 1 DONT BELIEVE IN ORGANISED RELIGION AT ALL. Stories are things of the past things for museums.

According to the common understanding of Satans origins holiness is metaphorically frozen stiff in his veins. Just because I am an atheist does not make me any less than you It is impossible to prove something doesnt exist that has never been proven to exist As an atheist I have faith. You find as you look around the world that every single bit of progress in humane feeling every improvement in the criminal law every step toward the diminution of war every step toward better treatment of the colored races or every mitigation of slavery every moral progress.

I guess they dont want to compete with an invisible power that actually works. Atkins Once people get hung up on theology theyre lost to sanity forever. Atheist Atheism and Religion are but two sides of the same coin.

Jesus looks at Moses and says I really think Im leaving Dad at home next time. See more ideas about atheist atheist humor atheism. As the fish hits the green it spits out the ball and the ball falls into the hole making a hole in one.

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